sees MPB authors and viewers chant, “COME BACK! COME BACK!” along with others going “COME BACK TO USSSSSSSSSSSS! YOU’RE NOT SCUM! YOU’RE AN AWESOME FRIEND! COME BACK TO WORDPRESS! COME BACK TO DISCORD! COME BACK TO USSSSSS….cri”
Sorry guys, but this is a surprise one-time thing. MPB authors don’t even know about this guest post! Well, until now.
As I said in the good ol’ days, look under ye cut.
I have news!
“Is the news that you’re coming back?”
Again, sorry. No. This is app news, and news about something bigger.
#1: Good Ol’ Fashioned Pop App Update
There’s an update to the Pop app—with shoes! Not that I’m interested. I deleted the Pop app. A tear fell when I did it, but still.
#2: PROJECT: REMEMBER THAT NERD
You thought you saw the last of me? Think again! In PROJECT: REMEMBER THAT NERD, or PRTN, I will list every single blog post intro I’ve done, Discord username I’ve had, nickname I’ve ever given, etc!
Z ORHG NZB MLG YV VMLFTS,
YFG GRNV TVGH UZHGVI, ZMW GSRMTH TVG ILFTS.
HLNVGRNVH R IVTIVG GL OVZEV NB UIRVMWH,
YFG R HSZOO IVNVNYVI BLF ZOO GL GSV VMW.
That’s it, guys! Surprised by my guest post? Miss me? Gonna cry when you see PRTN? Let me know in the comments! I cherish every one.
I am scum you are all true friends I left you all I am trash I am a jerk I am unworthy of having great internet friends like all of you nobody saw what I just wrote time to say bye
See ya…never! cri cri cri
*My real name is Iain, even though I said I was Ian. When I joined Pop and others asked for me name, I took out one letter and got used to it every since. Ian and Iain are pronounced the same, BTW.